bluehairedspidey:

i wanna make a sideblog specifically for reblogging art of ships i like where theyre wearing wedding rings/getting married/otherwise obviously married to each other, but i cant decide which url to use for it 🤔

which url should i use?

commemorative-ring

a-nice-ring-to-it

MY RESULTS BUTTON DON’T TOUCH 🔪

See Results

the people have spoken, @a-nice-ring-to-it is now up and running 👍

47-protons:

someonestolemyanime2:

ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

its was a mystery

i’ll find the post five years from now but technically by cheating see y’all in a bit

slimegirlwarlock:

lakemojave:

catboybignaturals:

catboybignaturals:

scratchy-archive:

predatory-lesbians:

thegreenpea:

lovewithagirl:

darkcomedies:

lakemojave:

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don’t make me spell it out again

[image description: a screenshot of the original post with sections blacked out. the new text reads, “PENINS exploion spell”. /end description]

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I’m a fucking idiot

Did your best buddy it’s ok

wizardarchetypes:

i had a nap dream that i got a phalloplasty and the results were so incredible that somehow it got out that i had the most beautiful penis in the world (whatever that would mean) and actors started hiring me to be their penis double in films (as if there are a ton of penis closeups in hollywood) and i made a decent living doing it but it was in all my contracts not to say anything so no one knew it wasn’t the actors’ real penises. but then after a few years a journalist noticed and compared all the shots and realized they were all the same penis so she found me and wrote an article for vanity fair. i was thrust into the spotlight and didn’t know how to handle the attention. i got invited to talk about it on a talk show and the host introduced me like “you know his penis…now meet the man!”

r4cs0:

drtanner:

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

Right there

zeroartsblog:

All I do is think about Otasune

viral-random-content:

were–ralph:

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240:

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240:

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like “i fuckin love apple friters” and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

anosci:

anosci:

i made a slight miscalculation in my last juggling lab tixl setup and accidentally invented a new juggle technique: got stabbed

ALT

help is on the way!

lizardsmp3:

#duality

dogpuppy: